Breaking News from the NRA HQ:
The Minnesota knife-wielding slasher who stabbed 8 people after asking each if they were Muslim, was shot, by a Concealed Handgun Permit holder who is an NRA Instructor with his own local shooting school. He has on occasion performed duties as a reserve officer directing traffic for local special events. He is and was not a certified law-enforcement officer. He is a Concealed Handgun Permit holder just like many of us and didn’t hesitate to arrange the meeting between the slasher and Allah by putting him on a 124 grain 9MM weight gain program!